Clapcheeks is an AI that swipes, messages, and books dates for you — running privately on your Mac while you live like a winner.
curl -fsSL https://clapcheeks.tech/install.sh | bashWorks with
SIX WEAPONS.
ONE AGENT.
Clapcheeks combines AI conversation management, intelligent automation, and deep analytics into a single agent that runs silently on your Mac.
AI iMessage
Clapcheeks reads your message history, learns your tone, and replies in your voice using local LLMs. Your matches talk to "you" — even when you're in the gym.
Smart Swiping
Set your type once. The agent swipes Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge based on your actual attraction patterns — running in the background while you focus on what matters.
Date Booking
When the conversation is ready, the AI checks your calendar and proposes a time. Dates get booked, reminders get set, confirmations get sent — you just show up.
Analytics Dashboard
Swipe-to-match rate. Match-to-date conversion. CPN (Cost Per Nut) — the only metric that matters. Know every number and optimize like an athlete studies film.
AI Coaching
Weekly personalized reports with brutally honest insights. Which openers convert? Which photos get the most swipes? The AI tells you exactly what to change.
100% Private
Every message, match, and conversation stays on your Mac. We never see your data. Only anonymized swipe counts sync to the cloud — never content, never names.
All features run offline — no cloud required, no data ever leaves your Mac.
COST PER
NUT.
CPN factors in everything — money, time, travel, opportunity cost. Not just what you swiped on Tinder Gold. Here's what happens when you let AI handle the grind.
CPN = (MoneySpent + TimeCost + TravelCost) ÷ NutsWITHOUT CLAPCHEEKS
The average guy swiping manually
Tinder Gold + Bumble Premium
4 dates × $100 avg
Desperate visibility buys
4 dates × $15 avg
~3,000 swipes ÷ 300/hr = 10hr + mindless scrolling
~150 messages ÷ 30/hr = 5hr + waiting & re-reading
4 dates × 3 hrs each
37 hrs × $50/hr = $1,850
Down astronomical. You're paying $2,410 per nut.
WITH CLAPCHEEKS
AI handles the grind, you close
AI optimizes — you drop premium tiers
6 dates × $50 avg (AI picks efficient spots)
Pays for itself 10x over
6 dates × $10 avg (AI clusters nearby)
AI swipes 24/7 — you sleep
AI handles conversations, you review before dates
6 dates × 2.5 hrs (AI optimizes logistics)
16 hrs × $50/hr = $800
Already 8x better. And it keeps improving as the AI learns your type.
That's a 87% reduction in cost per nut. Same apps. Same you. Just smarter execution. The AI swipes, messages, and books — you show up and close.
3 MOVES.
THAT'S IT.
If you can open Terminal, you can run Clapcheeks. No technical knowledge required.
INSTALL IN 30 SECONDS
One terminal command installs Clapcheeks on your Mac. No dependencies, no config files. It unpacks, sets up your local agent, and launches your dashboard.
curl -fsSL https://clapcheeks.tech/install.sh | bashmacOS 13 Ventura or later. Apple Silicon and Intel both supported.
CONNECT YOUR APPS
Link Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge through secure OAuth. Grant iMessage access so the AI learns your tone. Five minutes of setup. Then it builds your preference profile silently.
Your credentials live in your Mac's Keychain. Never on our servers.
DOMINATE ON AUTOPILOT
The agent runs in the background — swiping based on your patterns, keeping conversations alive, booking dates on your calendar, and delivering weekly analytics reports.
You stay in control — review, override, or pause any action at any time.
Live dashboard — updates every time the agent runs
YOUR DATA.
YOUR MAC.
FULL STOP.
Dating is intimate. We built Clapcheeks from day one assuming we should never see your data. Not because of regulation — because it's the right thing to do.
“Your messages, matches, and conversations never leave your device. Clapcheeks runs entirely on your Mac. The only data synced to our servers is anonymized metrics. We will never read your messages.”
— Clapcheeks Privacy Commitment
Messages never leave your device
Every iMessage, Tinder DM, Bumble conversation, and Hinge exchange is processed locally. Clapcheeks uses on-device LLMs — your words never touch our servers.
Anonymized metrics only
The only data we ever receive is aggregate counts: how many swipes, how many matches. Never who you swiped on, what you said, or who you matched with.
Credentials in your Keychain
Dating app credentials are stored in macOS Keychain — the same system used by your banking apps. We never see your passwords, OAuth tokens, or account details.
Open audit log
Every action Clapcheeks takes is logged locally. Review exactly what was sent, what was swiped, and what was scheduled — in plain text, any time you want.
PICK YOUR
WEAPON.
Start free. Upgrade when you're ready to dominate.
Starter
Perfect for getting started
- 3 platforms: Tinder, Bumble, Hinge
- 100 swipes/day per platform
- AI conversation replies
- Basic analytics
Pro
For serious daters
- Everything in Starter +
- 7 platforms (+ Grindr, Badoo, Happn, OKCupid)
- 150 swipes/day
- Calendar date booking
- NLP style personalization
- Photo optimizer
Elite
The unfair advantage
- Everything in Pro +
- All 10 platforms
- 300 swipes/day
- Re-engagement sequences
- Priority support
Start free — Tinder only, 50 swipes/day, no credit card required.
Sign up free →All prices in USD · Cancel anytime · 7-day free trial on all plans
The choice is yours
KEEP SWIPING
MANUALLY.
OR LET AI
CLOSE FOR YOU.
While you're manually swiping for hours, Clapcheeks users are getting matches, having better conversations, and booking dates — on autopilot.
curl -fsSL https://clapcheeks.tech/install.sh | bashNo credit card required · Cancel anytime · macOS 13+